1 A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. - Carl Sandburg   2 A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother. - Mark Twain   3 A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark   4 A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Unknown   5 Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs. - Eugene Field   6 I can't think why mothers love them. All babies leak at both ends. - Douglas Feaver   7 Monopolies are like babies: nobody likes them until they have got one of their own. - Lord Mancroft   8 My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - W. C. Fields   9 Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view. - Lillian Hellman   10 Nothing grows in our garden, only washing. And babies. - Dylan Thomas   11 People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo Burke   12 We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile. - Grace Williams   13 Babies are always more trouble than you thought -- and more wonderful. - Charles Osgood   14 Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold   15 God walked down the stairs of heaven with a Baby in His arms. - Paul Scherer   16 Good resolutions are like babies crying in church. They should be carried out immediately. - Charles M. Sheldon   17 Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. - Carol Burnett   18 Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs. - Eugene Field   19 I can't think why mothers love them. All babies leak at both ends. - Douglas Feaver   20 We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile. - Grace Williams   21 Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live. - Lucy Ellman   22 Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are. - Louisa May Alcott   23 The only language men ever speak perfectly is the one they learn in babyhood, when no one can teach them anything! - Maria Montessori   24 Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol   25 My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - W. C. Fields   26 Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view. - Lillian Hellman   27 An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful. - Queen Victoria   28 I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. - Loretta Lynn   29 Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. - Jerry Seinfeld   30 I've honestly been really lucky. My only jobs have been babysitting and acting. - Anne Hathaway   31 Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store. - Lyndon B. Johnson