- Babies are always more trouble than you thought --
- and more wonderful.
- --Charles Osgood
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Babies are such a nice way to start people. - --Don Herold
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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no
responsibility at the other. - --Elizabeth Adamson
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Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each
other. - --Edgar Watson Howe
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Good resolutions are like babies crying in church. They should be
carried out immediately. - --Charles M. Sheldon
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Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your
head. - --Carol Burnett
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Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
- --Eugene Field
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I can't think why mothers love them. All babies leak at both ends.
- --Douglas Feaver
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If men had to have babies they would only ever have one each.
- --Princess of Wales
Diana
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
- --Leo Burke
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The difference between writing a book and being on television is the
difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test
tube. - --Norman Mailer
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The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is
expecting a baby. - --Mary Marsh
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There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into
babies. - --Winston Churchill
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We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to
see it smile. - --Grace Williams
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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard
coming in through the cat door. - --Jeff Foxworthy
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