Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten     Completing a book, it's a little like having a baby. - John le Carre     The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. - Kin Hubbard     If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each. - Princess Diana     Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn. - John Updike     Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other. - Elizabeth Adamson     Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold     There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. - Winston Churchill     Every baby has turned into a ticking time bomb that can go off in your hand. - Henry W Flournoy     Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. - Edgar Watson Howe     Good resolutions are like babies crying in church. They should be carried out immediately. - Charles M. Sheldon     Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. - Carol Burnett     Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs. - Eugene Field     I can't think why mothers love them. All babies leak at both ends. - Douglas Feaver     People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo Burke     Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. - Jeff Foxworthy     My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - W. C. Fields     Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. - Jerry Seinfeld