Baby Creativity: Nurturing Gifts & Quotations



The Lighter Side of Babies



Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
- Leo Rosten
Completing a book, it's a little like having a baby.
- John le Carre
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
- Kin Hubbard
If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.
- Princess Diana
Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.
- John Updike
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
- Elizabeth Adamson
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
- Don Herold
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
- Winston Churchill
Every baby has turned into a ticking time bomb that can go off in your hand.
- Henry W Flournoy
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
- Edgar Watson Howe
Good resolutions are like babies crying in church. They should be carried out immediately.
- Charles M. Sheldon
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
- Carol Burnett
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
- Eugene Field
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies leak at both ends.
- Douglas Feaver
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
- Leo Burke
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
- Jeff Foxworthy
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
- W. C. Fields
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
- Jerry Seinfeld